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No Mo Mr. Roboto - 6/16/08
Numbers Don't Lie
What can we learn from numbers? Actually, quite a bit. The beauty of numbers is that they come without hubris, without agenda, without ego, without deceit, without lie. They are simply objective reflections of the universe.
Here are some interesting numbers related to Final Empire and EQ:
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Event completed
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Guild Serverwide Rank
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9/25/05
| Kod'Taz
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236 | |
10/16/05
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Uqua |
219 | |
11/15/05
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Inktu'ta |
193 | |
01/03/06 |
Txevu |
167 | |
02/19/06
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MPG Raid Trials |
153 | |
03/09/06
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Rikkukin |
164 | |
03/09/06
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Kessdona |
143 | |
03/09/06
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Yar'Lir |
147 | |
03/13/06
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Tacvi |
138 | |
03/16/06
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Jelvan |
134 | |
05/08/06 |
Tirranun |
156 | |
05/11/06 |
Vishimtar |
108 | |
07/17/06 |
Master Vule |
97 | |
08/20/06 |
Sendaii |
95 | |
09/25/06 |
Mata Muram |
32 | |
10/29/06 |
Demi Tier 1 |
65 | 11/21/06
| Daosheen
| 75
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12/19/06 |
Demi Tier 2 |
53 | |
01/14/07 |
Sullon Zek |
54 | 01/18/07
| Suchun
| 58
| 03/06/07
| Mayong Mistmoore
| 46
| 03/26/07
| Ayonae Ro
| 46
| 06/18/07
| Vergalid
| 47
| 07/02/07
| Sothgar
| 41
| 07/08/07
| Stitch
| 39
| 07/15/07
| Dyn'Leth
| 36
| 08/28/07
| Odeen
| 41
| 09/11/07
| Grenwald
| 41
| 09/13/07
| Harfange
| 36
| 09/27/07
| Beltron
| 35
| 09/30/07
| Lethar 2
| 39
| 11/27/07
| Sisters
| 33
| 12/18/07
| Aprosis
| 31
| 12/20/07
| Balreth
| 28
| 12/30/07
| Astire
| 25
| 01/06/08
| Irissa
| 25
| 01/07/08
| Commodus
| 21
| 01/31/08
| Two Gods
| 24
| 02/04/08
| Big Bynn
| 23
| 02/05/08
| Deepscar
| 28
| 02/07/08
| Behemoth
| 25
| 02/07/08
| Clankwrench
| 22
| 02/07/08
| Spindlecrank
| 20
| 04/06/08
| Breakneck
| 17
| 04/17/08
| Krond
| 15
| 04/24/08
| Brinda
| 13
| 05/18/08
| Bargangle
| 15
| 05/29/08
| Prototype
| 15
| 06/16/08
| Meldrath
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12
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I won't even comment, because it seems pretty clear what those numbers mean...
Great job FE!
And here is a little additional advertising for the Female EQ players out there,
as well as all the Bards and Doazic -
Stay tuned...
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FE Learns to Advertise
EQ Advertising 101
If you want to be a successful raiding guild in EQ, you need to know how to advertise.
To advertise effectively, you need to use sex and sexy images.
Research has shown that 9 out of 10 people like sex and sexy images.
Research has also shown that 9 out of 10 women have had sex and 10 out of 10 men have viewed sexy images.
So, take it from us, a guild that has sex and views sexy images...
EQ is fun
Sex is fun
Sexy images are fun
So, if you like sex and/or sexy images, you should play EQ and be part of FE. We have all those items and MORE!
FYI, Breakneck, Krond, and Brinda are all dead...Bargangle, Prototype and Meldrath are next!
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Glory Days - 4/4/08
FE's Glory Days - NOW
Unlike other guilds, FE is living it's glory days NOW.
We don't need to bash others in order to delude ourselves in to feeling important,
blathering on and on about how we used to be great...puhlease...
how embarassing for you...
You
Instead, we raid 4 days a week and are the best 4 day-a-week raiding guild in EQ - NOW.
We move fast and kick ass - NOW!
I know it pains other guilds to know this because they are so slow.
They need 6 days a week to barely maintain a lead,
after beating Time and Tacvi while FE was in diapers - raiding Rumblecrush.
OMG, FE was so cute as a baby! Hmm, sort of looks like Enjo...
You want to see a great 6+ day-a-week raiding guild? Look at Triality.
Honestly, if you raid 6+ days a week and are still sitting around holding Triality's jockstrap,
you might want to think about quitting EQ - again - ehem.
"Quack, quack"
All pond creatures enjoy resting in Triality's comfortable jock.
But enough of that silliness. It's for the kiddies and wannabes and has-beens.
FE is farming and progressing and having a blast - NOW.
FE's recent kills include:
Big Bynn - 02/04/08
Deepscar - 02/05/08
Spindlecrank - 02/07/08
Clankwrench - 02/07/08
Mining Behemoth - 02/07/08
We are starting in on Meldrath's Mansion and look forward to killing that Gnome soon.
Stay tuned...
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FE Gets Religion - 1/31/08
Solteris Defeated
A.K.A. - FE Destroys the 2 False Gods of TBS
After years following the gypsy caravan and taking part in pagan rituals, Aristein sat deep in meditation. For he heard a voice in his head, calling to him, whispering to his soul that false gods are a sure path to eternal damnation (a.k.a. perma rez effects and severe loss of xp).
Aristein in deep meditation (a.k.a. Not too subtle excuse to show off the new dagger)
And the voice said unto him:
"Do not turn to idols or make for yourselves molten gods; I am the LORD your God."
And, verily, Aristein resolved to seek out and wtfpwn all false gods and bring FE in to the light...
  
Deaded... deaded... deaded...
Woe unto thee who prays to the false gods, for he is not leet...
  
pwned... pwnt... wtfpwned
Lament those who are fooled by the great gypsy false god:
But, destroy them, as they defile all that is truly holy
(a.k.a This dude is one f-ed up mofo...stay the F away)
For if you want to enter the house of the Empire, you must not worship these idols...
Not even if they are American ... idols ...
And so it came to pass that the Empire turned away from the gypsy ways...
and with humility, piety and soft-spoken faith, they wrought VENGEANCE on all false gods...
Lessons learned:
Stay away from Madprofessor's dog, for he maketh a mighty wind
Goofee knows the value of parsimonious play
There is still room for cursing in the midst of religious awakening
A.K.A - Your shit got pwned Mayong, so stop laying on this BS about mortality this and that. You dead. Get over it.
Next update: The 10 Commandments of FE
Hallelujah, apps are always open!
If you want to feel some FE religion, post your app now.
Stayeth tuned...
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